Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
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Top comments
Wederoney 16
On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.
Danny942 1
Smart man
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Comments (124)
Shadow_Phantom 26
If the guy is that shallow, you probably don't want anything to do with him. FYL.
Platfoot 0
or it is a good sense of humor half of the dont have. i laughed my ass of :D
sarbear293 4
This guy is funny :) you better give him a call!
DjeePee 25
3 to 5 days? That's a short time for a a period, but hey, it's obvious he can't wait to meet you.
danielnieves 4
U then have a heavy flow haha
DjeePee 25
7 days, bro. Seven days of barely nothing. But even if OP has her period for only 3-5 days (the lucky basterd), it's still a short time, since many girls buy their tampons/pads a couple of days beforehand.
xNephilim 19
I'd rather have "7 days of barely nothing" than 3-5 days of "OMFG I'M GONNA DIE". You're so lucky. O_o
ILike_Dancing123 19
That is quite hilarious :L You got his number, and he's got a great sense of humour. Get in there ;L
DrMime 10
That's sexist, and there's nothing funny or cool about this, period.
muppetslover 11
I see what you did there!
loserman67 36
Was your reply a "pun intended"?
DrMime 10
A little bit, but personally I don't know why OP is ovaryacting. He's just being clever.
immaMonsta 8
#108 Good one, lol (:
kmtetour 1
I like that! Personally.
BrysGirl27 14
Hahahaahha omg...well at least he was being polite and funny about it:)
taerts 9
Hey, who says you have to be on your period to be shopping for toiletries? He's funny though :)
3rdbass 9
It's amazing what people will let slide because of looks. "he wants to bang you? Oh he's cute so it's not creepy it's funny"
br0ccoli 15
You should watch SNL's sexual harassment skit. Totally proves your theory. You will LOL.
ainanlssn 2
Haha. Yeah that's pretty damn true.
aznbabeelicious 5
Lol
grannygruber 6
I can't YDI or FYL this. Sounds like he was showing a sense of humor. If you call him, it will show you have one too! Have fun with it!
dy1987 7
Exacly what I was thinking. If this happened to me I would totally be calling him as soon as my aunt flow left.