Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and...

By Tristansefam1367 - 12/03/2012 13:11 - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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By sarah - 19/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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Wederoney 16

Monday 12 March 2012 15:37

On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.

Danny942 1

Monday 12 March 2012 15:38

Smart man

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 12 March 2012 15:44

If the guy is that shallow, you probably don't want anything to do with him. FYL.

Platfoot 0

Monday 12 March 2012 16:49

or it is a good sense of humor half of the dont have. i laughed my ass of :D

sarbear293 4

Monday 12 March 2012 15:44

This guy is funny :) you better give him a call!

DjeePee 24

Monday 12 March 2012 15:45

3 to 5 days? That's a short time for a a period, but hey, it's obvious he can't wait to meet you.

danielnieves 4

Monday 12 March 2012 17:39

U then have a heavy flow haha

DjeePee 24

Monday 12 March 2012 17:59

7 days, bro. Seven days of barely nothing. But even if OP has her period for only 3-5 days (the lucky basterd), it's still a short time, since many girls buy their tampons/pads a couple of days beforehand.

xNephilim 18

Monday 12 March 2012 18:49

I'd rather have "7 days of barely nothing" than 3-5 days of "OMFG I'M GONNA DIE". You're so lucky. O_o

ILike_Dancing123 19

Monday 12 March 2012 15:46

That is quite hilarious :L You got his number, and he's got a great sense of humour. Get in there ;L

DrMime 10

Monday 12 March 2012 15:47

That's sexist, and there's nothing funny or cool about this, period.

muppetslover 11

Monday 12 March 2012 15:54

I see what you did there!

loserman67 35

Monday 12 March 2012 16:44

Was your reply a "pun intended"?

DrMime 10

Monday 12 March 2012 18:30

A little bit, but personally I don't know why OP is ovaryacting. He's just being clever.

immaMonsta 8

Monday 12 March 2012 19:28

#108 Good one, lol (:

kmtetour 1

Monday 12 March 2012 15:47

I like that! Personally.

BrysGirl27 14

Monday 12 March 2012 15:50

Hahahaahha omg...well at least he was being polite and funny about it:)

taerts 9

Monday 12 March 2012 15:50

Hey, who says you have to be on your period to be shopping for toiletries? He's funny though :)

3rdbass 9

Monday 12 March 2012 15:52

It's amazing what people will let slide because of looks. "he wants to bang you? Oh he's cute so it's not creepy it's funny"

br0ccoli 14

Monday 12 March 2012 16:19

You should watch SNL's sexual harassment skit. Totally proves your theory. You will LOL.

ainanlssn 2

Monday 12 March 2012 16:40

Haha. Yeah that's pretty damn true.

aznbabeelicious 5

Monday 12 March 2012 18:06

Lol

grannygruber 6

Monday 12 March 2012 15:52

I can't YDI or FYL this. Sounds like he was showing a sense of humor. If you call him, it will show you have one too! Have fun with it!

dy1987 7

Monday 12 March 2012 17:56

Exacly what I was thinking. If this happened to me I would totally be calling him as soon as my aunt flow left.

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