By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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Tigerblossom 19

That's just so wrong. He could have just said no. There was no reason for him to be such an ass to you and your friend.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

I seriously laughed so hard at the end of that video.

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Ryan8878 21

@22 May I suggest Steve Kardynal's parody of it? Guaranteed to laugh so hard you'll cry.

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Pwn17 25

22- No, trust me you aren't. I want to punch something every time that song comes on.

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TheCanucklehead 22

First song I've heard of that got popular because of a baseball team

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Sfaizi24 17

It was popular much b4 the Harvard parody was.

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Tigerblossom 19

That's just so wrong. He could have just said no. There was no reason for him to be such an ass to you and your friend.

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PuggieKid 22

Well, now you know what kind of guy he is.

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TheCaramelKing 11

I don't think the gay friend would mind if he was being an ass...

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golden_warrior 23

What a douche. He should have just politely declined.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I will be the first to say, sometimes that doesn't help. I'm never a dick when I decline handing out my number, and some girls go ******* crazy. Especially if they're with their friends. "Don't you think I'm pretty? Oh, you'll take her number not mine?" Even being as genuinely nice as possible, some people can't handle rejection.

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golden_warrior 23

I agree with you and that's why i always tend to go with, "sorry, I have crush on someone and if I give you my number then I'm misleading you which is not fair to you." It has worked so far and this way both parties tend to save face.

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Sweet_Meli 11

I agree , some people just don't give up. I know some girls that when getting turned down, automatically think the guy is gay. People are so self-absorbed.

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isallwaysme 27

a pretty face is nothing with a black heart.

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caohm 18

I like this sounds right in jigsaws voice. like something he may say to a pretty girl who doesn't appreciate life or relations and is about to play a game she will never forget.......if she survives

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isallwaysme 27

exactly. many people think that the movies are stupid, but if you truly think about them, they're mind boggling.

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lovethesidewalk 19

What a jerk! You're better of without a douche bag like him anyway.

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jessBeAqueen 13

what an asshole! plenty of fish out there. Onto the next cutie

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OverBlossomed 21

What everyone else has said, OP. He's not worth it if that's what he's like. You're much better off. That guy's a jerk!

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thatnucca 36

It's been raining assholes in the love and hookup section lately... *Takes note*

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doit4ah15 10

sounds like the common douche.... just keep it pushing op nobody have time for that

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