Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
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Wederoney 16
On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.
Danny942 1
Smart man
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Comments (124)
gracehi 33
Call him tomorrow...just to see what happens.
DocBastard 40
You should definitely go with the flow and call him, though he may just be trying to pad his stats with picking up girls. I'd break your monthly cycle of going out with assholes - at least give him a bloody shot.
DrMime 10
When the levels in your canal are passing over the flood gate, perhaps anal is the best way to secure a nice date. You don't have time to contemplate, if by this time next month you turn out late.
DrMime 10
When the levels in your canal are passing over the flood gate, perhaps anal is the best way to secure a nice date. You don't have time to contemplate, if by this time next month you turn out late.
DrMime 10
Crap double post
desireev 18
This is probably my favorite FML. As I was reading it, I could just see it happen. This one had me laughing! FYL for the next 3-5 days, OP! After that, enjoy! :)
JuggaloForLif3 0
That's actually rather embarrassing lol but at least he gave you his number lol
ohmandapants 17
You ******* managed to pick up a cute guy while shopping for TAMPONS. Shut up and call him!
muckler 1
That's hilarious!!!
ravenxcorvinus 9
this totally isn't an FML... this is a win OP!
NiveaKK 9
CALL HIM!
chelseaconner 0
Too bad you stole this from a Will Farrell parody. Good job being lame enough to fake an fml.
ryanebk 7
Probably just meant her insane bitchiness when on her period. Hilarious. Call!!