FML : Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got...

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Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gengiskarn69 - / Monday 12 March 2012 14:55 / United States

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By DSfriscoe | 2

#4154649 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:31

At least he didn't punch you in the face.

By DocBastard | 38

#4154706 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:38

Who the fuck thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.

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By DSfriscoe | 2

#4154649 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:31

At least he didn't punch you in the face.

CoolBroStory | 7

#4154662 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:32

I am le carrot.

scottieclark | 4

#4154807 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:55

That's hilarious!

cradle6 | 13

#4155606 - Monday 12 March 2012 08:31

That's really where I thought this fml was going.

LolFMLnot | 10

#4155851 - Monday 12 March 2012 09:30

Well, that backfired.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4156076 - Monday 12 March 2012 10:56

Troll fail. Better luck next time, little bitch.

Jiplo | 18

#4157201 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 03:05

Epic backfired trolling.

Jonkbaby | 16

#4157343 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 03:41

man, f the briefcase's life

at0micmin3r | 19

#4183395 - Sunday 18 March 2012 11:59

This.

pedosmurf | 7

#5146200 - Wednesday 14 November 2012 12:16

Back down lil bitch haha

By lrgenesis | 19

#4154670 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:33

Hahahaha sounds like my dad. Shoulda punched him lol

nofearjenshere | 12

#4155566 - Monday 12 March 2012 08:24

Yeah, cause its always a great idea to punch your dad...

loludunnomeee | 18

#4155665 - Monday 12 March 2012 08:39

You know, a friendly man-punch. It's the equivalent of talking about our feelings.

Pandacupcakelove | 24

#4155930 - Monday 12 March 2012 10:02

Dafuq..

hemz_fml | 13

#4160150 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 08:33

Haha at least u guys r having fun

By MellyBee | 9

#4154685 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:34

If you're willing to play a prank on someone then it should be okay for them to do it to you!

mikeman1744 | 18

#6347743 - Saturday 11 July 2015 08:24

he does seem like a little bitch

By immaMonsta | 8

#4154688 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:34

Ha, don't you love it when that happens?

By ALlamaOnFire | 20

#4154690 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Swiftly | 0

#4158068 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 06:12

Because the first place I aim when I'm going to hit someone is their dick...

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4158346 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 08:44

That is the first rule for self defence. Well its mostly the first... - prepares for the downthumbs - Im ready >:(

By DocBastard | 38

#4154706 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:38

Who the fuck thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.

annoytanor | 1

#4166453 - Thursday 15 March 2012 12:21

Ever heard of Halloween?

By danishbagel | 3

#4154716 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:40

Counter-pwnd!

DrMime | 10

#4154798 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:53

Cool story, bro.

j_cat187 | 19

#4154849 - Monday 12 March 2012 08:07

Counter strike

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4156112 - Monday 12 March 2012 11:10

Counter productive

LMA0 | 5

#4158236 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 07:19

Counter intuitive.

By DrMime | 10

#4154718 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:41

Troll dad always takes the cake! Or in this case, the fruit cake. Fruit cake means means gays! :D

iLikeSportz33 | 0

#4155671 - Monday 12 March 2012 08:42

Is this supposed to be funny?

theevilduchess | 12

#4155687 - Monday 12 March 2012 08:49

Gawd I hope not.

DrMime | 10

#4155713 - Monday 12 March 2012 08:55

What's a computer?

samikitty961 | 8

#4156026 - Monday 12 March 2012 10:46

I love DrMime!

By christinnaaa | 10

#4154728 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:43

hey at least you know you will be on top of your game when youre older. (;

By PaulB123 | 11

#4154730 - Monday 12 March 2012 07:43

Karma. Kar-ma!

Canucks8506 | 0

#4162723 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 09:31

Leafs suck.

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