Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
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DSfriscoe
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At least he didn't punch you in the face.
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CoolBroStory
| 7
I am le carrot.
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scottieclark
| 4
That's hilarious!
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cradle6
| 13
That's really where I thought this fml was going.
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LolFMLnot
| 10
Well, that backfired.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Troll fail. Better luck next time, little bitch.
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Jiplo
| 18
Epic backfired trolling.
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Jonkbaby
| 18
man, f the briefcase's life
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at0micmin3r
| 23
This.
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pedosmurf
| 7
Back down lil bitch haha
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lrgenesis
| 19
Hahahaha sounds like my dad. Shoulda punched him lol
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Yeah, cause its always a great idea to punch your dad...
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loludunnomeee
| 18
You know, a friendly man-punch. It's the equivalent of talking about our feelings.
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Pandacupcakelove
| 26
Dafuq..
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hemz_fml
| 13
Haha at least u guys r having fun
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MellyBee
| 9
If you're willing to play a prank on someone then it should be okay for them to do it to you!
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mikeman1744
| 18
he does seem like a little bitch
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immaMonsta
| 8
Ha, don't you love it when that happens?
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ALlamaOnFire
| 20
At least he didn't punch you in the junk*
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Swiftly
| 0
Because the first place I aim when I'm going to hit someone is their dick...
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
That is the first rule for self defence. Well its mostly the first...
- prepares for the downthumbs -
Im ready >:(
- prepares for the downthumbs -
Im ready >:(
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DocBastard
| 38
Who the fuck thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people?
Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.
Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.
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annoytanor
| 1
Ever heard of Halloween?
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danishbagel
| 3
Counter-pwnd!
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DrMime
| 10
Cool story, bro.
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j_cat187
| 19
Counter strike
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Counter productive
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LMA0
| 5
Counter intuitive.
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DrMime
| 10
Troll dad always takes the cake! Or in this case, the fruit cake. Fruit cake means means gays! :D
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iLikeSportz33
| 0
Is this supposed to be funny?
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theevilduchess
| 12
Gawd I hope not.
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DrMime
| 10
What's a computer?
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samikitty961
| 8
I love DrMime!
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christinnaaa
| 10
hey at least you know you will be on top of your game when youre older. (;
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PaulB123
| 11
Karma. Kar-ma!
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Canucks8506
| 0
Leafs suck.
Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.