By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
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DSfriscoe 2

At least he didn't punch you in the face.

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DocBastard 38

Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.

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DSfriscoe 2

At least he didn't punch you in the face.

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scottieclark 4

That's hilarious!

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cradle6 13

That's really where I thought this fml was going.

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LolFMLnot 10

Well, that backfired.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Troll fail. Better luck next time, little bitch.

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Jiplo 18

Epic backfired trolling.

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Jonkbaby 22

man, f the briefcase's life

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pedosmurf 7

Back down lil bitch haha

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lrgenesis 19

Hahahaha sounds like my dad. Shoulda punched him lol

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nofearjenshere 12

Yeah, cause its always a great idea to punch your dad...

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hemz_fml 13

Haha at least u guys r having fun

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MellyBee 9

If you're willing to play a prank on someone then it should be okay for them to do it to you!

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mikeman1744 18

he does seem like a little bitch

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immaMonsta 8

Ha, don't you love it when that happens?

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ALlamaOnFire 20

At least he didn't punch you in the junk*

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Swiftly 0

Because the first place I aim when I'm going to hit someone is their dick...

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GovernorGeneral 8

That is the first rule for self defence. Well its mostly the first... - prepares for the downthumbs - Im ready >:(

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DocBastard 38

Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.

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annoytanor 1

Ever heard of Halloween?

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DrMime 10

Cool story, bro.

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j_cat187 19

Counter strike

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Counter productive

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LMA0 5

Counter intuitive.

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DrMime 10

Troll dad always takes the cake! Or in this case, the fruit cake. Fruit cake means means gays! :D

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iLikeSportz33 0

Is this supposed to be funny?

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theevilduchess 12

Gawd I hope not.

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DrMime 10

What's a computer?

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samikitty961 8

I love DrMime!

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christinnaaa 10

hey at least you know you will be on top of your game when youre older. (;

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