By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
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DSfriscoe 2

At least he didn't punch you in the face.

Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.

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DSfriscoe 2

At least he didn't punch you in the face.

That's hilarious!

cradle6 13

That's really where I thought this fml was going.

Well, that backfired.

Troll fail. Better luck next time, little bitch.

Epic backfired trolling.

man, f the briefcase's life

pedosmurf 7

Back down lil bitch haha

lrgenesis 19

Hahahaha sounds like my dad. Shoulda punched him lol

nofearjenshere 12

Yeah, cause its always a great idea to punch your dad...

Haha at least u guys r having fun

If you're willing to play a prank on someone then it should be okay for them to do it to you!

mikeman1744 18

he does seem like a little bitch

Ha, don't you love it when that happens?

At least he didn't punch you in the junk*

Because the first place I aim when I'm going to hit someone is their dick...

GovernorGeneral 8

That is the first rule for self defence. Well its mostly the first... - prepares for the downthumbs - Im ready >:(

Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.

Ever heard of Halloween?

Cool story, bro.

Counter strike

Counter productive

Counter intuitive.

Troll dad always takes the cake! Or in this case, the fruit cake. Fruit cake means means gays! :D

Is this supposed to be funny?

theevilduchess 12

Gawd I hope not.

What's a computer?

samikitty961 8

I love DrMime!

hey at least you know you will be on top of your game when youre older. (;