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By Tristansefam1367 - 12/03/2012 13:11 - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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By sarah - 19/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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Wederoney 16

Monday 12 March 2012 15:37

On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.

Danny942 1

Monday 12 March 2012 15:38

Smart man

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fsimmo 0

Monday 12 March 2012 16:31

That ain't a fml... That's a hookup

billybob1890 10

Monday 12 March 2012 16:32

Get on it girl! Call him tonight, Make him earn his Red Wings!

muffinXmonster 12

Monday 12 March 2012 16:34

I understand but I don't see a downside for you

a_lenzmeier 11

Monday 12 March 2012 16:36

You got to give the guy credit, that was pretty slick.

chloejonesyeahg 0

Monday 12 March 2012 16:40

Actually a girls period temporally stops when she is sexually aroused. So if it is normally a bloody mess, he probably isn't doing it right. Not worth the call.

toelie 26

Monday 12 March 2012 16:44

That's a load of bollocks.

a_lenzmeier 11

Monday 12 March 2012 16:47

Hahahaha. Bollocks. I love curse words in different languages.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 12 March 2012 17:27

Haha, bollocks is an English swear word. This fml and its comments are the best laugh I've had this morning.

a_lenzmeier 11

Monday 12 March 2012 17:43

Touché. The word is however, foreign in the English I use.

keneda21_fml 0

Monday 12 March 2012 16:43

At least wasn't grossed out (not that he should be) and walk away giving you weird look. He has a quick wit.

obviousboy 8

Monday 12 March 2012 16:43

A cute guy gave you his number. OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Jannettecooks 1

Monday 12 March 2012 16:47

I think that's hysterical. I'd call him! He's ballsy and funny. Win

loserman67 35

Monday 12 March 2012 16:47

cute, funny, considerate... I say call this guy and see what develops!

babygurl536 3

Monday 12 March 2012 16:48

That shows all he's looking to do is get in your pants. Not worth it OP. keep looking

Bobissmall 13

Monday 12 March 2012 17:02

OP said he was cute... how do you know OP doesn't just want to get into his pants?

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