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By Tristansefam1367 - 12/03/2012 13:11 - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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By sarah - 19/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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Wederoney 16

Monday 12 March 2012 15:37

On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.

Danny942 1

Monday 12 March 2012 15:38

Smart man

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hotcaligirl 10

Monday 12 March 2012 17:02

O M G Lmfao that's classic!!

trolodon 2

Monday 12 March 2012 17:07

Not bad (Obama face)

IndigoFuckYou 9

Monday 12 March 2012 17:10

No one else gets that that's from Will Ferrell Parody? ^_^ still cute that a guy actually did it, though.

morgiepuff 14

Monday 12 March 2012 17:10

Well hey, you got a cute guy's number while shopping for tampons - isn't that what every girl dreams of? :P Call him, he's got a sense of humor.

chels1994 11

Monday 12 March 2012 17:13

Clever, pretty funny, and hey you still got his number... smiles all around (:

ExToRtiOn 0

Monday 12 March 2012 17:14

Sounds like a plan

Neylin 7

Monday 12 March 2012 17:14

You're right OP, he sounds like an inconsiderate jerk with no witty sense of humor at all. Better give me his number so I can give him a piece of my mind.

bkina 0

Monday 12 March 2012 17:16

If you calll him don't let him get in ur pants right away!!!!

tripleht1 3

Monday 12 March 2012 17:24

I'd call him hes pretty smart and one day when you dating he will be the one buying those things..... Good guy

GingerSnap83 0

Monday 12 March 2012 17:27

I've hear this before. It's a really old joke. I highly doubt it really happened

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