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Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17157) - you deserved it (560)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China

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At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.

#3 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:18am by DontClickOnMe

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It seems he's happy putting disgusting things in his mouth.

I hope you're making that work for you ;)

#6 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:21am by perdix

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