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Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23953) - you deserved it (4654)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by mandy_2480 - China

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At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.

#3 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:18am by DontClickOnMe

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When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.

#8 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:27am by Razzle_Dazzle_5

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