mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
can’t do it
United States
Mining for gold
Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
smellybelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Smell test
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.
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Characterise 0
well it's not as bad as seeing and hearing your partner harking up flem everyyyy single day both make me cringe anyways
Characterise 0
** coz they won't blow their nose
jellyD 1
Could be suffering from Pica. Many of us have it to varying degrees.
Tiecho 4
Yeah thats not pica, thats being a disgusting child. Pica is the eating of non-edible things despite with no rational for time, shame, or taste- ie eating laundry soap, toliet paper, or paint.
Imacrowd 9
Yeah, he should eat them like a man!
gardenwhipped3 14
sorry honey.
Madrias 36
Superglue. One drop on his finger and shove it up his nose, he'll not pick and eat for a good long time.
yesyesnonono 10
If we wants to choose and eat his nose, let him
BronyVasNormandy 12
If only you'd have made him that sammich, he wouldn't have been that desperate for food!
MickGold 8
I bet his kisses are yummy;)
goodgood_fml 5
He will not change. If you choose to stay, his boogers are a package deal. So either get used to it, or leave if it's a deal-breaker.
ScubaSteve96 0
Your engaged to him?