Miscellaneous: Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose...

By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 937

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 130

You deserved it 578

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 526

You deserved it 6 355

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 986

You deserved it 5 279

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By can’t do it - 21/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML

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You deserved it 218

By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 363

You deserved it 4 442

By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 734

You deserved it 292

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 957

You deserved it 89 284

By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 470

You deserved it 2 904

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 147

You deserved it 2 711

By smellybelly - 02/03/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 209

You deserved it 4 582

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:18

At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:27

When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.

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mojjo21 4

Monday 20 February 2012 1:29

Good luck... I think most men/boys have that moment :D

clutz123 5

Monday 20 February 2012 2:45

ewwwwwwwww

freakypundit 4

Monday 20 February 2012 2:47

Please tell me you are a girl!

joshandr3ws85 0

Monday 20 February 2012 6:46

Nasty ass!

kei1108 13

Monday 20 February 2012 9:24

... You don't have to marry him.

wheel_man07 0

Monday 20 February 2012 11:04

You stay with him= you deserve it.

katieismyname 2

Monday 20 February 2012 14:47

The only three times that you've caught him.. Hahaha!!

richieflow 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:10

Well that's a winner must be a miner

lolmikes 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:15

you're a bitch

charlielara 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:27

I have to do that to my mum, it's nasty as!

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