On the down low

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Changes in altitude do a number on our bodies. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Everyone farts more on a plane due to the changes in pressure. The trick is having a kid near you that you can blame it on.

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Changes in altitude do a number on our bodies. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Everyone farts more on a plane due to the changes in pressure. The trick is having a kid near you that you can blame it on.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the brief spell of turbulence. The lingering eggy stench isn't usually common but it is the first time we've used this specific flight path, so we're guessing it's the norm in these parts. Now without further delay, here's today's inflight movie: The Nutty Professor starring Eddie Murphy as a whole family!"

You know you can use the bathroom for that?