mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
can’t do it
United States
Mining for gold
Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
smellybelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Smell test
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.
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Comments (112)
omarzrgz 3
Ah, can't wait to see what other secrets he lets out after the I do's! :D
MandyMeow_fml 18
Well at least you still have time to reevaluate your relationship before you get married..
capper44 18
#17: totally agree with you... She should re-think about it :) Btw u got nice hair :)
simplyunique907 4
"I dont eat all my boogers, some of them i save for later...and some i put on your clothes :D " lol
omarzrgz 3
And walls!
simplyunique907 4
and he cant wait to have kids! lmao
perdix 31
The first time was just a mistake. The second time, he just couldn't control his habit. The third time, he was just sticking' it to you.
japtch 15
Fight the power!
Furrywhiplash 14
Fight the power that is fighting the power! Siding with the power because she is going to lay the smackdown on him, it is inevitable. She is a woman who just witnessed her significant other doing something she doesn't approve of, he will be getting punished one way or another in the near future.
aFreedom127 9
Remind me not to come to your house when he is serving dinner.
TSN619 7
I have to say your profile pic is awesome
crammer1 6
You're actually much nicer that me OP...I would have just gone apeshit on him. Just think, you've been kissing him this whole time.
simplyunique907 4
omg rite? i would be like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! lol
skygirl_01 5
my roommate picks her bf's boogers. it's really gross. I need a new roommate. :/
simplyunique907 4
so i guess picking boogers is cool now? i didnt get the memo? lol .. smh yeah its deff time for a new roomie
yahoowizard 16
I want to say they do grosser stuff together
TheNinjaBacon 8
At least thats the grossest thing youve seen them do!
Damafia 19
You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends...and I guess you can pick your friend's nose?
GoW_Chick 15
I thought it is usually women who are gold diggers, guess I was wrong about that.
SpartanMerc 18
Women are the gold diggers, men are the nose miners ;)
skygirl_01 5
haha, I'd simply pretend not to get that memo if there were one. she's moving into his place soon, thankfully.
simplyunique907 4
good, i hope you find a booger free roomate! (:
iXavier000 3
It's actually healthy to eat your boogers. You don't want him healthy?
thiscrazything 1
Are you a booger eater too? What could possibly be healthy about eating dust, dirt, hairs and mucus?
MickGold 8
It's not healthier, it just boosts your immune system because it makes your body more immune to the dirt and bacteria and all that nasty shit. Either way, it's still really disgusting!
nurskari 4
It is absolutely disgusting. I don't think any of the Dr.'s I work with would recommend that behavior.
periwinkle95 10
Let's ask a professional. Docbastard, is it really healthy to eat your boogers?