Miscellaneous: Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose...

By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 937

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 130

You deserved it 578

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 356

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 279

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By can’t do it - 21/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML

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You deserved it 218

By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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You deserved it 4 442

By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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You deserved it 292

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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You deserved it 89 284

By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 470

You deserved it 2 904

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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You deserved it 2 711

By smellybelly - 02/03/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML

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You deserved it 4 582

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:18

At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:27

When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.

Comments

Faery_Magic 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 7:00

Ew good for you if you're engaged to him. I broke up with a guy because of this (and other things, besides).

monkiki62 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:37

Oh god I think I just died.

ThatWhiteKid667 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:57

Hehe golddigger hehe

BackToSq1 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 20:23

YDI. I'm not even going to say why cause its just that obvious!!

SharaRocksXD 0

Friday 23 March 2012 2:02

Umm gross much?? I'm sorry you need to put drastic measures into this because I don't think I would kiss him after I saw that

John_JR 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:59

I wish you the best OP

CheesyFan20 14

Tuesday 15 October 2013 15:43

To be fair, it is scientifically proven that people who pick their nose and taste it, have stronger ammunition systems from doing that.

theFickleFinger 24

Thursday 17 December 2015 18:18

Really? What ammunition systems would those be? Don't use a phrase like "scientifically proven" and then "ammunition system" because it make you sound ignorant. The word you are searching for is "immune". Also, defending booger eaters makes you sound like one.