Smell test

By smellybelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 576
You deserved it 4 702

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sinamoi 18

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

MetalxSoldier 26

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!


iBuddy95 0

Just tried that. worst....smell.....ever.

anthonydude 9

You should clean it with a cue tip.

14 - OP never said it smelled bad. For all we know it could have been amazing and smelled like Cinnabons!

anthonydude 9

Oh yes it is q-tip, thank you 21.

Are you sure you're not pin out with Patrick? From spongebob.

Colonel_Lexi 18

Be grateful that it was his belly button and not his asshole.

Hahaha. One time my brother took one of my dolls when I was little and shoved it in his belly button. -.-

#1 are you joking? Or were u just born stupid?

Don't stick anything in ur belly button u could damage something in ur stomach or if ur a girl u could make ur umbilical chord mess up and then ur belly button would bleed. Ask any doctor theyll tell u wHat i just said. I know this because my mother is a labor and delivery nurse and my doctor told me. The doctor and my mother said its unsafe. But if u wanna mess something up in ur stomach or make ur belly button bleed be my guest.

Most annoying comment and did you get too lazy to write "He's a"?

PuffDaddy395 3

He's an average guy…all guys do stupid stuff like that.

Brice28_fml 10

I have never tried to smell my belly button.

I feel bad admitting this, but I actually tried just now.

Sinamoi 18

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

And his belly button lint as ear muffs!

mfazi456 7
KiddNYC1O 20
himynamesholly 0

I hope that's not all he puts towards the intimacy of the relationship.

Hmmm, maybe time to tell him to grow up?

I can't take that comment seriously with that profile pic. :P I miss the old spongebob.

wanna_bee 8

Coming from someone with spongebob and patrick as their pic. Plus the language within the pic? Who really needs to grow up. Seriously.

Brice28_fml 10

I thought the Old spongebob episodes were quite entertaining. I miss the classic cartoons of my childhood, all these new ones blow donkey dick.

At least he's digging where you can see him. I think it'd be a bit worse to smell his fingers if he had been scratching his ass.

Not much worse. Those belly buttons can stink like you wouldn't believe when they're not regularly cleaned. Especially a deep "innie."

SxeDaze 13

Do you smell that? Its the smelly smell , the smell that smells....smelly.

Try this again on a site for 10 year olds. You will be worshipped like as a god.

You can love Spongebob at any age. I still get a giggle out of it now and again. Grow up and don't be so closed minded.

When did I say Spongebob was for kids. I just thought they would appreciate more because obviously with the thumbs down FML users didn't appreciate the reference.

When you said "try again on a site for 10 year olds". Nice try ;)

"Try this again" Not "try again." I chose my words carefully.

None the less, either way implies it is for children in which case only children would understand the reference. Didn't chose your words carefully enough :)

Listen up wacko SHUT UP do u need me to spell it? S-h-u-t (space) u-p just so u know I mean it!!!! MissMae93 is right u DID in fact say spongebob was for 10 year olds and that he needed to go to a website for ten yr olds and u know what u just got told by a 10 year old cuz IM TEN now go some where with STUPID COMMENTS!!!! BYE GIRL!! Don't worry missmae93 we all know ur right and she is wrong

MetalxSoldier 26

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

illabye 0

Put your finger up your ass and put it in his mouth. Let's see if he likes it.

It'd be fine because, 'ya know... GIRLS DON'T FART. Or poop.

12-If OP put her finger up her ass and stuck it in her boyfriends mouth he would probably get E.Coli or Salmonella.

Just.. No. That's so gross, why would you even say something like that?

40 I beg to differ, I'm a custodian and I always find logs in the girls bathroom