Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my wife told me I’m not worth the trouble. She’d rather overextend herself for complete strangers than spend any time with me. I should've seen this coming. Even before we got married, her favourite line was, “You already had children with someone else, we’ll never be a family.” I tried for nothing. FML
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my ex-wife called me crying that the man she left me for has lost interest in her, and all I could do was laugh. I could see from a mile away that he was just a player getting off on stealing someone's wife, but she was so moonstruck she actually believed he loved her. FML
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Charlie Given 28
I'm so sorry for you that you were deceived. I think your best bet now would be to get a divorce and find somebody to really be happy with, and as for your wife she needs serious therapy to help herself.
Brightside86 31
I'm amazed you lasted 9 years. I've had relationships that lasted 6 months, and my big lesson from them is that I should have ended it at 1-2 months, and it was foolhardy to think with enough effort things would improve.
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Charlie Given 28
I'm so sorry for you that you were deceived. I think your best bet now would be to get a divorce and find somebody to really be happy with, and as for your wife she needs serious therapy to help herself.
Brightside86 31
I'm amazed you lasted 9 years. I've had relationships that lasted 6 months, and my big lesson from them is that I should have ended it at 1-2 months, and it was foolhardy to think with enough effort things would improve.
bound101 7
I don't know who to feel sorrier for. Being used isn't fun, so sorry.