mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
can’t do it
United States
Mining for gold
Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
smellybelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Smell test
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.
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Comments (112)
Miouya 0
He be a Gold digger!!! lol
JayJavaMonsterr 10
You sure know how to pick 'em! ;)
footballover 5
I wonder how you two balance each other out
afgzz 2
For his birthday, give him your boogers lol
iloveweed69 7
Do you kiss him? o_o
ivanhoe4u 3
I hope you are a homebody because you can't go into public with him. Classy.
pagullarka 9
When you Kiss him can you taste it
MickGold 8
Not sure what you mean by "flamed" but either way, I found your comment rather humorous. Maybe that's just me though:)
AzWolf 5
Eating it like a little boy? I was a little boy at one time and never ever ever picked my nose and ate it! Good god! WTF?
chels1994 11
...and you get to kiss that (: