sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Top comments
crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
fanceh 10
Bacon makes everything better.
CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0
You will make some bacon lover out there very happy .
tellithowitis 13
Spider pig!!!
woosah 16
Some men may prefer that scent to perfume. I think you're set..
Keyman1212 14
Your body is trying to tell you something.
s0m3guy2010 21
It's just your body's way of telling you that you probably shouldn't eat it. I however, would be completely screwed if I smelled like bacon.
ikickgingers 15
Bacon & beer. Mmm.
LukeFree 0
Bacon strips for hater lips.
changesinme 0
GOD DON'T TELL ME WE ALL SMELL LIKE VEGES
cruxx 0
Baconsweatstreaks
LiveLaughFML 10
you're such a pig, OP.
Ddevon 4
and how is smelling like bacon a bad thing?
FarSide 23
Eat a lot of eggs... nobody will suspect a thing.
PutItIn 8
At least you don't smell like must. I would be greatful.
derecteevee 1
the perfect woman.
enonymous 9
&Baconstrips &Baconstrips &Baconstrips &Baconstrips &Baconstrips
swimchica22 0
I'm having a hard time seeing the problem with this...(:
DinoJess 0
bacon really does make everything better. bacon and eggs, bacon on sandwiches, bacon bits in salads, Kevin Bacon, and the list just continues.
monkeys1315 0
There are alot worse things to smell like, believe me
a_nutritionist 10
unless you dont eat meat because of the smell, whats the issue? do you usually lick your armpits after a workout? youre not eating yourself so who cares? i dont eat park benches but that wouldnt be a reason for me to complain if i smelled like one...
mesyoup3zY 0
Who cares it's a dead animal!!!!
scrapmetal58 9
Gay bacon?
AnonymousTroll 2
When I sweat, I smell like a cheesesteak sub. All I can say is: don't sweat the small stuff.
scrapmetal58 9
Sigh... That went over so many heads. Epic Meal Time.
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
MasterE56 4
I want to hire you for my next birthday party:D
MasterE56 4
I want to hire you for my next birthday party:D
MrBoredGuy 1
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? I don't care about the lack of sense this makes but I'm sticking to it
melchibr_fml 0
or at least just switch to porking. that shit is great ;)
TwitchingNebula 17
Save a pig. Eat a vegetarian.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
We're made out of meat, too. But I see your point. I think vegetarianism/veganism is pretty pointless, but to each his/her own.
Marcella1016 32
2 - Your dog(???) is so cute! He looks like a baby polar bear! What breed is that?
DinoJess 0
102- that actually might be a baby polar bear lol
DairyQueen13 0
It is a polar bear...
krazy_glu3 0
Meat = muscle. We have muscles so is cannibalism acceptable now? Who cares... I'm a bacon addict :]
MagicallyFat 12
Ahaha baby polar bears are mad cute then around 7 months old they become gigantor and start fuckjng shit up for a living
copy125 0
Wow your dumb, just cause we have muscles doesn't mean it's cannibalism if we eat the meat of another animal.
Alexunited1212 2
It's part of the stuffed animal breed.
YacL 15
Vegetable scented deodorant?
NomOnShroomz 14
No
winfieldALJD 6
Yes
lolfood 24
No
Prolusive 5
At least you can enjoy the aroma of bacon without killing pigs :)
Prolusive 5
OP will still be popular at the gym if they smell like bacon...
sarapsosis 1
OMG!SHES A ******* PIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!
leaaahx 0
.... shower?
instnt1nfction 17
No, don't shower I love you
IPoopedOnU 12
I love love bacon...
gbb7 0
fake and gay trololol
BrianAlarcon 0
Bacon!!!!!!:D
NomOnShroomz 14
The best things in life don't grow on trees; money, bitches, weed(okay maybe it grows on a tree), bacon... mmmm knowing that something died for your food makes it so much tastier...
Bbhd05 0
48 weed doesn't grow on a tree.. try posting comments while sober to avoid looking like an idiot :)
bennyboy111 7
No one gives a crap bbhd05
wunnaBsoujia 0
Well...that sucks... For YOU
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Well..... U..... R..... A BITCH
_toronto_chick_ 0
Obviously. Who else would it suck for?
NabbdjuretPerry 0
For the person next to her that don't like bacon
springbok_fml 2
bacon smells amazing :D
Xboxgamer_fml 0
MMMMMM BACON!!!!