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Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26018) - you deserved it (67786)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

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You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

#1 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:51pm by Tsukasa

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I never new there was a star wars day ...

#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:52pm by JBiz

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