By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 04:26 - United States

Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML
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Archay 13

The roaches must have been from the luggage.

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immaMonsta 8

OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!

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Da_Bauss435 8

the the dog is just trying to stay active and healthy so it can fit into it's desk at school

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BeatifulPenguin 4

Yeah! Honey badger don't care. He'll kill all of them. Then he'll go eat a cobra! Don't know what that means? Go to youtube, type in 'the crazy nastyass honey badger' it's the one that says, (original narration done by Randall)

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immaMonsta 8

OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!

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Jaxx66 21

Yeah, I'd of run back inside having a panic attack, trying to trade two jobs just to pawn off that one

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boydeee01 7

You just ruined a long thread of everybody's version of OP that happens every time somebody asks what it means.

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immaMonsta 8

#58 I don't care. I don't play little games and make up other things that OP could stand for. It's childish.

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ash1rose 11

It means "original poster" :)

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NoisyNykkii 10

It means opaque penis.... Pft, 'original poster' that doesn't even make sense! (and this one is for the laughs~)

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birdcagereligion 10

That sounds completely terrifying, I'm sorry.

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SephoraGypsy 15

Anything with wings, in my opinion are terrifying as all ****. Lizards are cool, not creepy at all. Put wings on them, you've got child killing, village destroying dragons. Sharks. Stay out of the water, you're pretty sweet. Sharks with wings, the world becomes an apocalyptic abattoir, scattered with human remains. Roaches + wings = GTFO of there.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

31: You just made my day with that ;D haha

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Mojjy 3

Go show those cockroaches who's boss!! just be like "come at me bro!"

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thisisafunnyname 12

Clearly OP is not boss because if he were, he would not have assigned himself to clean the outside bar

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KiddNYC1O 20

Don't know if trolling or just slow... ^

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Archay 13

The roaches must have been from the luggage.

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dragonstrike94 8

Iseewhatyoudidthere

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KaelaKhaotic 5

I'd quit. That's just gross.

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Branflakes78 13

why would you quit over that? so just because of a few bugs you will just stop getting paid because you quit?!?!

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Llama_Face89 33

20- she's 16. Of course she won't understand how difficult it is to get a job these days.

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xXUND3ADcityXx 0

FYL I would have quit that's too scary lol you're a trooper if you did it :)

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Birdie_Sage 0

Not much of a "cleaning party", huh? You can gather them in one spot by throwing food on the ground and squash them. Then you start cleaning.

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shinshoku13 19

If you step on roaches, they multiply ten fold

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nofearjenshere 12

I bet you were bugged out.

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firecopy 6

Actually it was original, and it was slightly humorous.

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Llama_Face89 33

21- HEY! Her comments often make my day! Leave her alone!

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nofearjenshere 12

I make someone's day! :D Hope you have an awesome day today! Edit: and to you bran flakes... Corn flakes are way better!

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cmyk 19

How often do you prople who work there clean?! Once a year?! Thats just grim -.- Makes me wonder where you work where you're allowing it to go so far..

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RedPillSucks 31

Hope it wasn't a fast-food place

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