By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan
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FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.
I'm glad your well enough to write this post OP. usually pool sticks are extremely durable...
Or OP has a durable head
Friend?
#2 that wasnt punny
#16 I found it quite amusing. No need to hate
39-Yeah, and it would've been funnier had the right cue been given.
It is a poor carpenter that blames his tools.
I use tools all the time. One fetches my coffee. Another pumps my gas. And a third, to whom I was briefly related, takes my lunch orders.
Sore winners suck. Sore losers, in this case at least, hurt.
Break one of the balls over his head.
The pool balls, not your own balls. That would be a whole different kind of revenge
And this asshole is your friend?? Tell him to fuck off until he learns to grow up. :p
He may get even angrier and hurt OP more!:P But seriously OP, #5 is right... Tell him to piss off haha
At least you didn't beat him in a game of baseball. I'd imagine having a metal bat broken over your head would suck balls.
How do you figure cerebral damage? The cerebral cortex is located near the stem of your brain in the sub cortex area. Unless he swung at the back of the head and hit the right spot your actually most likely looking at damage to the parietal lobe/ frontal lobe.
#50 Get off of FML and get back to medical school.
What's with these people and their rage quits. Play to win, but if you can't deal with losing then don't play.
Then infinity ward whom makes call of duty series won't make much money!
Oh god tell me about it, I learned my lesson when I threw my controller at the wall and it bounced off and shmucked me in the head
If he's extremely competitive why didn't you let him win
Which brings me to my first fucking comment
Moral of the story, treat competitive people like you would a toddler and just let them win. What they don't know wont hurt them OR YOU.
Nope, beat them consistently and severely until they know they're your bitch.
That will never work. The person will find something else to beat you at and the cycle will start all over again. By playing this little cat and mouse game you will automatically be his bitch.
Oh, we're giving real advice here? My bad, let me start over: Get better friends or expect frequent trips to the hospital, because everything else is not worth the effort. Edit: Had to edit this really fast to make fun of the fact that you genuinely suggested you let childish people stay childish.
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FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.
Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.