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I use tools all the time. One fetches my coffee. Another pumps my gas. And a third, to whom I was briefly related, takes my lunch orders.

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This reminds me of that scene in Boondock Saints, where they break into the contract killer's house and they end up killing him with the pool ball.

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He may get even angrier and hurt OP more!:P But seriously OP, #5 is right... Tell him to piss off haha

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How do you figure cerebral damage? The cerebral cortex is located near the stem of your brain in the sub cortex area. Unless he swung at the back of the head and hit the right spot your actually most likely looking at damage to the parietal lobe/ frontal lobe.

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Oh god tell me about it, I learned my lesson when I threw my controller at the wall and it bounced off and shmucked me in the head

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Moral of the story, treat competitive people like you would a toddler and just let them win. What they don't know wont hurt them OR YOU.

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That will never work. The person will find something else to beat you at and the cycle will start all over again. By playing this little cat and mouse game you will automatically be his bitch.

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Oh, we're giving real advice here? My bad, let me start over: Get better friends or expect frequent trips to the hospital, because everything else is not worth the effort. Edit: Had to edit this really fast to make fun of the fact that you genuinely suggested you let childish people stay childish.

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