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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:07am by stupiidx3

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Wow, that sucks.

Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.

#2 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:07am by Hacksaw

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