Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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stupiidx3 0
wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.
Hacksaw 4
Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.
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Comments (146)
wroteyouoff 0
Jesus, what a douchebag.
Bree16 0
wow thats totally messed up. i feel rly bad for u!!
BrezerkerXx 0
my fiance told me over a text she was leaving me because she was pregnant by another guy...i feel for ya
laysstax 0
You deserve better, sweetie. He obviously wasn't worth it.
Rach_star 0
What a dick
Kofu 0
Wow. Despite my rather large list of expletives and insults, I can't think of any suitable for that guy. You'll find a better one.
Andyangels27 0
he's my idol
JennaIvy 0
ohmigod! my ex did the same thing! i left him a voice mail after that tho.
campbellshayla73 0
tht sucks big time my bf broke up wit me through a txt message then called me it sucked fyl
xocourtxo 0
hahaa immgine if someone else called him and went to answer machine haha