Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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stupiidx3 0
wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.
Hacksaw 4
Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.
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Comments (146)
Vagrarian 2
I once broke up with someone via voicemail, years ago when I was young and stupid. I've been ashamed of it ever since and have tried to live it down. Hopefully your ex will feel the same shame I have. (And yes, I later did apologize to my ex for being a wimp and not facing up to the situation, and I was forgiven...but still...)
Hoax_fml 0
You're joking right? You should feel bad that you crawled back to her to ask forgiveness for breaking up like that. That would be the point of breaking up with someone over voicemail - so you'd never have to speak to them ever again. And the only legitimate excuse for breaking up with someone like that would be if you found out they cheated on you. Because if you confronted them with it face to face it might get ugly; after all, jail is something we all try to avoid.
Vagrarian 2
Like I said, I was young and stupid. It wasn't over cheating, but other things, and I didn't go crawling back...we ran into each other at a party, and ended up having a long chat on the porch. Still, it's something I'm definitely not proud of.
plexico 4
Plus, he also broke up with anyone else who called him! Unless he mentioned you by name, in which case, everyone he knows now knows that you are a lousy lay, you use your teeth too much, your pussy smells bad and you fart way too often.
anonymous2323 0
Wow, that has to be one of the dumbest comments i've read on fml
Jaucet 0
hahaha that's awesome.
Neferria 0
Wow. What a pussy. You're much better without him.
Bloodknight 22
That's smart.
Gillypants 3
WOW. what a ******* doucher.... you are SO much better off without him. go and celebrate!!
BigPaperClip 0
Wow. What a coward but still thay way is smart. :]
WrKing1 0
That does suck, but at least he was creative. ;D
sodahhhr 0
just another artsy break up fml it's getting boaringee rihgt? yip yip
brownies_fml 0
what a douche bag!!! if he didn't care about you enough to break up with you in person then you're better off without him!!!!