Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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stupiidx3 0
wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.
Hacksaw 4
Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.
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Comments (146)
TheBlueLotus 0
He's an asshole. Anyone that is that much of a wimp isn't worth your time anyway. count your blessings that it's over.. and that you won't be wasting anymore time with someone so crappy.
Swimmergrl9244 1
Kick his ass. What a ******* coward.
mirandaanda22 3
wat a douche!!! i feel 4 u!
FlaminYawn 0
Why do people say douche like it's a cutdown? They go inside a girl's pussy and help it out. If a girl said "I want u inside my pussy" would u take that as a diss?
jugglernaut 0
My pussy don't need any helping out. Douches are actually very bad for your ******; they upset the pH balance, which leads to yeast infections. The only reason they exist is because some cuntwaffle's making enough money off them to not care that his wife's ****'s full of dip.
paris78_fml 0
he's a coward. you can do better
honeyishrnkdakid 2
He's an immature jerk. If you're man/woman enough to date/have sex with/etc. someone, be man/woman enough to break it off. This sounds like something a teenager would do.
LegndNikko 0
I don't really think that he's a jerk. Maybe he didn't want to see her reaction? Unless he really hated her, I kinda understan him.
bookworm124 0
That's a coward's move. I had a boyfriend that broke up with me through text, and I know how bad that is. But this... that's even worse. I hope you find someone who's better next time.
sirfuzzitoes 0
THATS GODDAMN GENIUS!!! at least he didnt cheat on you though (that we know of)
kionnalexus 0
What a pussy, you should deck in him the nads.