Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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stupiidx3 0
wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.
Hacksaw 4
Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.
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Comments (146)
brittrox 0
haha damn that sucks, but at least you're not dating an asshole anymore and can laugh about it later..right??
zymn 6
as a guy, i must say. that is genius.
ergo_fml 13
Well that's new.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU_ 0
Your now-ex-boyfriend is a genius. A bit of a douchey genius, but a genius nonetheless.
Nightmare1 0
my gf broke up with me with a text.. so i hear ya
kaigalla 0
haha that is effing clever but still doesnt have an excuse!
holdondear 0
Kudos for creativity, however! Never heard that way before!
dramakat11 0
That is so douchey! What if someone else called him before he changed it! That should be personal.
cmac86 24
win on his part!
Cgy_guy 0
Breaking up with someone via text or voicemail is a very tacky and cowardly way to get out of relationship. You're far better off without people like that in your life.
Chazlol 7
#115 My words exactly.