Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
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ironik69 31

Tattle! Tattle like there's no tomorrow!

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DerrickJames 33

Cross it off your bucket list and call it a day.

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ironik69 31

Tattle! Tattle like there's no tomorrow!

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SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Or he could get his revenge by staying naked

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mrfancyman 7

His sister was a little bitch to take his clothes and not fess up even after the damage was done so he should snitch.

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flashback.miss 28

Put Nair in her shampoo when you're home Or blue hair dye. But seriously, explain, hopefully they're not the type to take the word over the younger sibling due to age alone.

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xninix_fml 36

Your eye picture scares me every time I see you comment...

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HopelesslyCiara5 19

Yes! Same here! I mean. Wtf is a tounge...

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Treveyon56 14

Dude don't listen to them. That picture is creepy in a good way.

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8born8 18

you could always make her wet her bed... save up your pee in a bottle , so it's authentic. i would save your revenge for when you get home, let her think that she got away with it.... or you could get a pair of scissors and every second night chop a little bit off piece by piece...

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keverdeen 14

I hope you ratted her out to get revenge!

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websphere69 27

That's not revenge, that's just snitching. Need to do something sneaky to get her back!

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DerrickJames 33

Cross it off your bucket list and call it a day.

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teamlightskin 14

I always wanted to go streaking, sounds exciting!

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Uramonkey 11

He can't cross it off! Not until he does the helicopter ;)

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8born8 18

streaking is easy. my (ex) and i used to have "pants down parties" all the time, it's what happens at the end of your run or if you get caught that makes it difficult. nobody can see much of anything while you're moving, but when you stop it's a different matter... :P

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toughchick14 15

Next time steal her clothes because karma's a bitch!

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Trisha_aus 15

I don't think that's how karma works..

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onaa3r 10

Try "next time steal her clothes because revenge us a dish best served... Cold." YEAAAAAAH!

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dudeofawe 15

Just leave it, unless your parents want to seriously punish you for it, it's not worth making a huge deal about.

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bach2121 13

That's not even funny. What a bitch your sister is.

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AmyPond17 33

I read that last part in Yoda's voice. :D

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Megan639 16

You can get back at her for that easily.

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toughchick14 15

Huh? What are you talking about?

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xninix_fml 36

^ a sorry attempt at a joke is my guess.

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cristy91 33

Ask your parents what's more likely: you streaking back to where they are or a sibling doing something to make you look silly. If they can't tell, both of them must have been an only child in a very sheltered home because the answer is pretty clear.

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