Love: Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't...

By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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Kinda sweet

By cakegirl - 26/05/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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PureGold 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 9:16

Not your fault... he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1... what an ass x (

Kat_MS 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:15

Lol serves him and that girl right, well done! Only cowards break up over voicemail and don't say anything else in real life.

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Cryptix 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 9:10

#1 nick, from nick and norah infinite playlist lol

rawrgle 7

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PureGold 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 9:16

Not your fault... he broke up with you via voicemail? I agree with #1... what an ass x (

Kat_MS 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:15

Lol serves him and that girl right, well done! Only cowards break up over voicemail and don't say anything else in real life.

git_er_done 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:20

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JessxMaxine 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:33

I hope she dropped his ass. What a d-bag.

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:47

That sucks balls. Not to mention that he had a new girl already. Hah. Ouch.

Rayn4u_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 11:25

A guy who breaks up with you over voicemail, and is already parading his new girlfriend around the next day...well he's a keeper isn't he! Congratualte the new girl on her "big win", then proceed to talking about his small penis and lack of testicles.

csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:35

Can't think of a lousier thing than breaking up via voicemail... wait, I can! Text messages! Then again, he did YOU a favor, even if it might hurt as hell.

Lil_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:53

That's rather low of him.

coloredwax 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 13:11

Jeez, technology is just letting people get more and more cowardly. Breaking up over voicemail, text message, and myspace ... it saves the embarrassment of the old "take her out to a restaurant so she can cry in front of everyone" but at the same time, it's still a dick move. He could have at least gotten a hold of you on the phone so you two could have discussed it like adults. You're better off without him.