Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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stupiidx3 0
wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.
Hacksaw 4
Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.
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Comments (146)
israelnotjacob 20
If he can't break up with you in person himself, then he is clearly a coward and had no respect for you in the first place. You can do far better. While this would suck at the moment, in the long run you are far better off.
ak7987 0
he didn't want 2 waste his minutes
Andyangels27 0
that's actually a dominant idea
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
Some guy... lol. Jeeez.
falloutboy22292 0
Brilliant!
qwerty29 0
THAT'S AWESOME. I'm gonna have to remember that. oh yea FYL
loserboii 11
more creative than i could ever have thought :)
tari_joon 0
****, there have been like a million FMLs that say almost the exact same thing - my boyfriend broke up with me by text/a dog/another person/a letter/sky writing/a ******* brick in my window - Okay... we get it. People get dumped. FYL but I'd personally like to see some more original FMLs.
FPsLife 5
Make one or stfu.
the_commentator 0
I'm sorry. If I have the feeling to write an FML because I'm upset, I'll try to remember to be creative about it. Seriously, wtf. And besides, the creative ones tend to be called "fake". So stfu. Jeez.
NinjaPanda88 0
That sux but smart, wish I thought of something like that
BurpusMe 0
It's not like he refuses to listen to you... You can leave a message at the sound of the tone. *BEEP*
tapesculpture 0
win xD