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Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (3710)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:07am - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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The beauty of marriage

#1 - On 02/15/2013 at 7:52am by Archay

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Your husband sucks ._.

#2 - On 02/15/2013 at 7:52am by Soph0725

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