Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
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Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
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Soph0725 8
Your husband sucks ._.
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karlee333 11
Contrary to popular thought, I would rather your husbands present. A man shouldn't need valentines day to show a woman how much he cares, and vise versa.
RedPillSucks 33
or how much he doesn't care
buddy51 23
*vice
btstig 11
I agree 13. Why isn't there a random ass made up holiday so women can get men shit. And if we don't like it we should be able to bitch about it.
CharresBarkrey 16
107 - Generally both partners exchange gifts on Valentine's Day.
karlee333 11
92- ahh, my brain was mush this morning xD thanks though.
perdix 31
The odds are you are pretty, but have a tedious or abrasive personality. Your looks may be a few standard deviations above the mean, and thus, you attract strangers. Your husband knows about your kurtosis and wants to get rid of you with some shiny coins.
etchsanity1 11
Lol I would so get moderated for that comment :) I agree with you though thumbs up.
Missy2612 11
hey what a nice gesture... Now you can buy a few more roses and get a bouquet going.
LaurenAshleigh97 12
This attractive guy sounds like a top chap
EvilUndead 9
When I see fmls like this I always wonder why the heck people were in such hurry to marry in the first place.
Louleddy26 5
Well sounds like you probably don't stand up for yourself if he thinks that that behaviour is acceptable
taranpreet 7
It looks like the spark is gone, however.
Louleddy26 5
Also if your 'in class' probably too young to be married in the first place!!
az2711 2
I'm in my 30's and in college taking the same class, don't judge the situation too hastily . : )
lulubelles 33
Yeah plenty of people are mature students and good on them
etchsanity1 11
Or she had children and waited til they were all in school before going back to college
ChristineAnn58 8
You're a complete idiot. School or "in class" does not mean "YOUNG" you're obviously too young to understand that.
Louleddy26 5
Not a 'complete idiot' or too young. I'm 26. Also the majority of students 'in class' are 22 or younger. This not a thing against mature students, good on them, but the majority are young and under 22. And if you are under 22 then you are too young to be married. I was simply going with what the majority of students would be.
copo37 7
82.. What gives you the right to say 22 is too young to be married? Just because today's culture is different than 30 years ago doesn't mean it's too young. I'm engaged and will be 22 when I'm married, but we've been together for 5 years and both have internships with formal offers as soon as we graduate.
austinnicole 3
How do you know it's too young to get married . People are different . Duh ✌
DocBastard 40
Hear ye! Hear ye! Louleddy26 hath so decreed that 22 be too young to wed. So shall it be written, so shall it be done. You're a moron. There is no "right" age to get married. You may be 26, but you need to grow the hell up.
EvilUndead 9
82, It is none of your business when people marry. 22 is not too young, because at that time character is more or less formed and person has higher chance of having some kind of stable income. Marrying at 18 or 16 is more likely to be trouble. On other hand, some cultures allow marriages at 15 or even 12 in some circumstances.
taranpreet 7
I wonder if you ended up telling your husband about the rose
BrotherTheo 31
Sounds like it's time for you and your hubbie to do some more talking. I'm not Saying 'Divorce him' or anything like that, but it sounds like you two might be in some kind of rut, and you guys need to do something to move things along. One suggestion: Do NOT open with 'you gave me quarters and this other guy gave me a flower' :-p. That would NOT be productive :). Something like 'I feel like we aren't talking as much as we used to, and I'd like to change that' or something might be better.
kozzard 17
thank you Reason. I thought you had abandoned us lost souls, but this miracle has shown us that you are still among us.