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I agree, my mouse works.
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YDI Master
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One more and it's business time
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Klimpomppp's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

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You deserved it

By n3ov - / Tuesday 26 February 2013 04:33 / Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MT - / Wednesday 19 September 2012 17:25 / Finland

Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By meggasee / Monday 25 January 2010 00:23 / France

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pussystroker - / Thursday 19 November 2009 17:20 / United Kingdom

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By granny_panties - / Saturday 18 April 2009 20:49 / United States

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I’m your new creative director

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Up and coming moderator

A new thumb

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50 quality comments

Judgmental

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

One more and it's business time