Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
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Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
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Your husband sucks ._.
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Comments (175)
Red_Phoenix 7
This is how affairs happen. Spouse treating you like shit while at work or classes someone shrouds you in kindness. But I feel for you and your ultra slack husband.
mnmxbabii5 6
Wow. The rose guy sounds like a keeper!
chosha_fml 27
Buy the pretty guy dinner with it.
10showgirl 16
Psh... At least he remembered it was Valentines Day.... And at least he got you something! If the new guy knows you well enough to get you a flower, then he should know you well enough to know you are married. And if he knew you were married, then he's a douche bag that has no respect.
Call_me_nate 2
lol girl you're not married to tge right guy
tasian14 12
Devource him and marry the other guy :)
pike1346 3
So you're wearing a ring and some douce gives you a flower and people rag your husband......irony. Maybe you should put more attention into the guy you married, not the douche. He did not give you a flower because you we're not sending signals......
NickPaulson 6
Because he remembered roses are your favorite... On valentines day... Roses and Valentines day... I feel like that's probably closer to the reason why he got you a rose
OnlyoneCam 3
Time to make a switch
pinkomgawd 1
That's a ridiculous reason to get a divorce or to cheat on your husband. It's nice that he got you a rose, but to ruin a marriage over one good gesture is silly.