Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
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Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
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Comments (175)
Schiffy 18
Nothing says "I don't know shit about you" like the gift of money.
Serisent 26
I'm a little disgusted by how many people are so quick to advocate adultery in their comments. Cheating isn't going to do anything to help their marriage, and if the marriage is beyond help one should at least have the courtesy of filing for divorce before going out and banging somebody else. Not to mention, if you cheat while still married that gives your soon-to-be-ex-spouse a lot more leverage in the court system.
RedPillSucks 33
FML is not an advice column
3rdbass 9
Brazzers
spliit_fml 8
You married the wrong guy OP
xoxotati 1
Fml makes me not want to ever get married
DaDivineDevil 11
YDI. The Rose.
Dommin 4
Average price of a single rose on VD: $3.99 Roll of quarters: $10
RedPillSucks 33
Husband who's too lazy to go out and by a single rose for <$10 Priceless????
simoncat 11
Relationships often make people lazy and complacent. Maybe the rose will stir it up a bit, if hubby thinks another ram likes his ewe.
KiddNYC1O 22
Please don't let me stoop this low when I'm married, please.
marlenoysis 7
Time change husbands.