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Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29729) - you deserved it (5113)

On 12/08/2012 at 11:12am - love - by aerythia - United States (Tennessee)

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You might be married to the wrong guy.

#2 - On 12/08/2012 at 1:00pm by marcranger

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Not gonna lie, that blows

#1 - On 12/08/2012 at 1:00pm by 06dopey

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