By last time I drive stoned - 08/12/2012 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML
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Iniezian 18

Your name screams YDI.

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VonGore 6
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If the road was empty, I wouldn't have waited more than 2 minutes to just run it.

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VonGore 6
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If the road was empty, I wouldn't have waited more than 2 minutes to just run it.

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VonGore 6
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Actually, according to your username, you deserve it. lol

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X_Codes 11

It's legal in some places to drive through a red light if there's obviously no cross-traffic. Usually in counties with those odd lights that look like they're in the middle of nowhere for no reason.

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RadikulRam 16
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n3rd43v3r 10

If the road was full, why didn't anyone honk? I'm sure he would've gotten it

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mizuki123 8

It clearly says in the fml that the road was empty..

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girlygeek004 8
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How do you look at the wrong light?

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jtthegr8 26
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Some lights have five lanes so there's an extra small one just for that

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BAMF223 4

Look at OP's username...

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laurenlovesjb 20
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Are you sure you passed your driving test?

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windfuelsfire 10
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His evaluator was probably high off his rockers

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white16sox 19
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Actually, based on OP's username I'm saying he was the high one.

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lilhellian 26
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Well that one drove right by 19..

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Iniezian 18

Your name screams YDI.

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gc327072 30
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"But I would not feel so all alooooone...."

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399 41
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Sure does #5.

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crazytwinsmom 25

All explained by OP's user name.

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KelseyDaBoyz 21
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Maybe next time don't drive stoned...?

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monstersocks 5

according to the username it will be

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verkaderk 9
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That's some good shit right there

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lukemack 4
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You live you learn

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ICastillo 24
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Just to let you know OP Stop signs don't change to green. And they aren't broken that's just the way they are.

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ICastillo 24
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A metal sign.

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Axipiter 24
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Who said anything about signs?

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Trai 6
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You haven't learned much in your 28 years..

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onlychildFTW 33
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What about those old stop signs that like up???

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LowLives 9
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Lol I thought the same thing when I read this

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kwyk 23
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Yes, look at them go...

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windfuelsfire 10
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Hahaha :D I saw like 3 other ppl mention he's stoned, which inspired me.. Didn't get downrated as hardcore as I'd have thought

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