Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
Today, my husband booked a restaurant and a trip to the theatre for my birthday, and even got me some nice jewellery. It’s not my birthday. It is his ex-girlfriend’s birthday though. My birthday isn’t for another four months. It’s the thought that counts I suppose. Idiot. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
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marcranger 29
You might be married to the wrong guy.
06dopey 8
Not gonna lie, that blows
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Comments (117)
kayaker83 4
You're funny lol. I liked the comment the other day when you commented on a girl wearing the same outfit as her gma....and you wearing the same as your entire family :) you have an awesome sense of humor!
twinkiefeets 17
Maybe your new husband is upset that you still talk to your ex husband and that he texts you at midnight.
crazytwinsmom 25
Maybe they remain friends for the kids' sakes. There are some exes who can still be friends, just not stand each other as spouses.
mercsl65 7
Don't cry over spilt milk. Your emotions made you divorce him now they are making you wish you didn't. Wow that sucks. Maybe you should get control of those things.
Kiki242 19
Who said she regretted the divorce?
CharresBarkrey 16
She's upset that her current husband forgot, that's no reason to regret a past divorce.
mercsl65 7
The post should read my husband forgot my birthday not my ex husband who obviously still loves wished me a happy birthday while the guy I left him for forgot. It sounds more like she feels stupid for leaving a man who cared enough about her to wish her a happy birthday for a man who won't even remember it. At least that's how I read it. My bad.
MzMegs 20
So.. remembering someone's birthday means you obviously love him/her?
darkhakai 18
Of course it does, 103! Didn't you read this weeks' edition of stalkers digest?!
wickedninja918 1
someone has a crush on Noor haha
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Ex-husband and new husband doesn't remember when your birthday is? You sure know how to pick them, don't you OP.
N8George 9
Big deal, I always forget birthdays even when I get ******* Facebook reminders
patrickalamo 48
He's your ex for a good reason. Keep moving forward. Not to mention a text from your ex at midnight. Not right.
CodeXana 9
I honestly don't see why some people freak out about birthdays. A lot of men (and women, too.) simply don't remember dates. I don't have a problem remembering birthdays, but my boyfriend does, and I don't throw a hissy fit if he forgets my birthday. In fact, he usually asks for a reminder when it's coming. =P
GreenDancingBear 7
you deserved that one. unless he dumped you. which I doubt because he wished you a happy birthday. so you're probably a bitch
CrazyManNo9 29
No, he could have. He just didn't. Still, kudos to the ex and thumbs down on the noob. You lose.