Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML
Today, my husband booked a restaurant and a trip to the theatre for my birthday, and even got me some nice jewellery. It’s not my birthday. It is his ex-girlfriend’s birthday though. My birthday isn’t for another four months. It’s the thought that counts I suppose. Idiot. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
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marcranger 29
You might be married to the wrong guy.
06dopey 8
Not gonna lie, that blows
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Comments (117)
barefootchic 6
Some people just aren't good at remembering! Have faith OP, maybe he has a surprise for you. Remember that he's still the man you love and that's better than any present or birthday wish.
strawberrywine22 30
Doesn't have to be a crush, Noor is just plain awesome!
strawberrywine22 30
And fyi 65, you look exactly like my 14 year old nephew. I.E., there is no way you are a juggalo.
PsychoBitch666 8
Get a new husband, they said. It will be fun, they said. Happy birthday though.
KaskStunter 4
Apparently your current husband isn't concerned about your age. Women always hide their age, not sure why you'd want someone who makes a point of knowing it.
crazytwinsmom 25
You can celebrate the day without worrying about the number of years.
sweetmama88 6
. They always say the grass is greener on the other side.
Lissfirefly 2
So, remind him? What's the harm? Why does every action have to be passive aggressive?
nicoleolivieri 3
Happy Birthday :)
citymayer 7
I think he is 14...
MinecraftGeek 8
Yes, because we want to be reminded that we're another year closer to dying... Just messing with ya, have a good day o' birth OP