Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
I feel love
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
How romantic!
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17
At least he remembered it was Valentine's day?
DocBastard 40
You would perhaps prefer that he either ate the whole thing or left it out in the sun so it would melt? Show some gratitude. All I got today was a cigarette butt and a purple nurple.
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thebeautybleeds 17
At least he remembered it was Valentine's day?
K_kanaka 26
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY OP!!! At least u got a gift.
unagi_fml 9
Well, did YOU get him anything for valentines day?
ICATiger 13
Screw valentine's day. Happy Pancake tuesday!!
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Wow, that's even worse than the pack of gum I received... You definitely deserve a good "FYL"
Damn_Hippster 11
Be happy OP. All I got for valentines day is the flu.
Pentium_4 27
he was being resourceful
DeboDaGreat 3
At least he gave you something and didn't forget lol
SoccerGod234 0
The best thing he could give you for valentines day, is a lil' bit of lovin.
soccerguy2 11
he cared enough to save it. I would have eaten it.
elizabeth9m 4
Make it last .
iloveweed69 7
I'd still eat the chocolate
skinnylea 0
I would eat it :)
Sparks808 10
Maybe he did forget about it, and as she was giving him her gift, he was like oh shit and busted out the candy bar. It was the only thing his feeble mind could come up with at the time.
ikillhobbits 0
who doesn't remember that? it's all people talk about for a week.
Kat_like_meow 2
Now thats a keeper...
SkoomaKi 28
You're a creeper.
ItsTheKing 10
I see you corrected your grammar. Very nice.
pedosmurf 7
Atleast you didn't get aids
capnbzarr 43
Why did you refrigerate a chocolate bar?
Rocky007 15
Lots of candy is good cold. Try a frozen Milky Way.
quite_bored 9
So it didn't melt?
KiddNYC1O 22
Ice cream Snickers ftw.
capnbzarr 43
I would have understood putting it in the freezer. Just not the fridge.
cheaptrix 6
72:to keep it cool, yet not frozen, so it when you bite it, it won't break your teeth
skyttlz 32
We keep chocolate chips in the fridge. They're better cold.
ShananaginsLOL 13
I don't think that's the point of op's story dude
djth3t4ank 4
How romantic.
EatnBeef 7
Now make him a half eatin sandwich.
datguyuno 5
Honestly, I hate valentines day because girls always expect it to be the most romantic day and puts pressure on every guy.
rattusrattus 19
I hate valentine's day because I, as a girl, am expected to pressure my guy with all that ikky schmoopy-doo crap. Is it just me, or is all valentine's decor either stupidly mushy wuvvy or stupidly vulgar?
Justy101 23
I think Valentines day shouldn't exist. Men should treat their women with respect and love every day, not just once a year.
rattusrattus 19
And visa versa. Loving respectful relationship is best relationship.
downtime 13
46 and 86 you're both speaking in extremes. It sucks because of the way society views the occasion but there is nothing really bad about the day itself. There is no harm in doing something extra special once a year, expecting someone to maintain this all year round is honestly a bit of a joke. If you get comfortable in a relationship it is not uncommon to be unromantic, and still be quite happy with it, then once a year go all out. It just sucks that - in young couples especially (time wise, not age) - there is a level of expectation that remains quite ridiculous. And uh, 55, maybe grow a spine and learn to uphold your own opinions in your life. Who allows expectations to force them to be an asshole? How about noticing that it is ridiculous and standing up for yourself?
lissalove17 8
146- I like what you said about it being okay to not always be romantic. I do believe, however, that valentine's day ruins that whole "once a year" plan. Romance is about spontaneity, showing your appreciation for someone because you want to. Females have begun to expect (and even demand) romance on this particular day, and that ruins the romance of it. Since when has valentines day been about getting the best, most expensive gifts, and not about showing people that you love them?
downtime 13
157, I don't know why people have trouble reading the entire post I make, but I have addressed your point in the last sentence of the exact paragraph you're referring to. Also, to you romance is about spontaneity, that doesn't mean others can't appreciate the day for what it is and still find it very romantic. My question is more why so much hate on the day when it is the unrealistic expectations of individuals that can ruin it?
lissalove17 8
165- Fair enough. I don't hate the day at all; I just choose not to celebrate it. I completely agree with you though. I'd just rather show my love for someone because I want to, not because a day says I have to. All day yesterday, people kept asking "What did you get?" They didn't ask "Who are you spending the day with?" or "What are you and your loved one doing today?" I was completely disappointed in how materialistic society has become, so I was mostly just ranting in my last post. Sorry if you thought I was arguing with you. :)
Inediblepeaches 15
Time to play a game called 'Dump the Douche!'
Jakesterk96 8
How do you play?
MrSassypants 34
It's easy, first you buy a douche, second, you use it, and third you throw it away. It's not really that fun of game or a game at all for that matter but those are the rules. Remember it's a single player game like... ummm... tag.
Justy101 23
I'm just taking a stab in the dark here, but I'm guessing the only rule is to "dump the douche".
Furrywhiplash 14
87- you are wrong, because there is a whole mess of other rules that come after dumping the douche. Most of which deal with either A.) Avoiding the douche. Or B.) taking revenge upon the douche. Each with their own respective rules.
Inediblepeaches 15
To dump = To break up with.
GajaLou 0
I, along with millions of single people and children in Africa, got nothing for valentines day. So stop meowing and enjoy your chocolate bar
The_Tool1 13
Don't complain about being singe. If you are single it is your fault, so stop meowing about it and go feed your cats. Stupid cat lady.
MrSassypants 34
6 I know there is terrible things going on in Africa, a lot of parts in the world, and maybe in your life but don't be downer. This is a place for things that sucked, are funny, and or someone's life is actually ******. If you want to go here depressing stuff got to www.IHateMyLifeLikeSoTotallyBadAndStuff.com and enjoy that site.
ryguy7878 8
Shut up! Stop whining, get off the computer and get a life!
THE_A_TEEN 28
For a minute there, I thought #84 was perdix. Change that profile pic, bro...
Unlucky_Gun 0
Hey it's not like you have a life trolling on the internet you stupid loser, so shut up
DocBastard 40
You would perhaps prefer that he either ate the whole thing or left it out in the sun so it would melt? Show some gratitude. All I got today was a cigarette butt and a purple nurple.
ICATiger 13
I sent out a mass messege saying happy valentines. I got no messeges back. I'd take a purple nurple any day.
eminemop 0
I got a half eaten apple thrown at my head.
Pentium_4 27
my valentine is a Pentium 4, how sad right?....only plus to that is i can keep her turned on for hours
nerdlyfe101 4
... 1) doc your life sucks . 2) why be grateful.. It's better to get nothing at all. 3) dump the fag.
Dracoboxer357 36
Only thing I got today so far was a massive headache when I strode headfirst into a low hanging I-beam at work and put myself on my ass. Still not really complaining for two reasons: One, day's not over yet, wife likes to keep me in suspense ;) an Two, if a headache and whiplash is the worst thing I can gripe about in my life, I'm doing just fine. :) Cheers!
cutiepie111 3
haha that was good!
glittercookies 12
All I got today was my period and extreme cramps.
Dracoboxer357 36
Very well then ICATiger and Glitter cookies: Happy Valentine's Day!!! There. Now you can't say all you got was nothing and cramps. ;) (Is that a little sad when a stranger online does more for you on V day than everyone else?) :p
Meowingtons500 18
I got raped. By my lovely female German Shepard. Happy valentines. :)
pjmommy 9
so inconsiderate
downtime 13
Of course, it could be his way of telling her to stop leaving her shit everywhere. A half eaten chocolate bar left in his fridge for two weeks? Yeah, sounds like he was trying to tell her something to me. Who leaves their half eaten food in someone elses fridge for extended periods of time?
Mattsta123 5
It's half a bar of chocolate. You should be happy and eat it
Redoxx_fml 22
And hopefully you gave him a breakup
ankoku 2
There's nothing quite like being alone on valentines day, eh?
Furrywhiplash 14
Hopefully she broke him off a piece of that kit-kat bar.. (sorry, that is what his comment made me think of)