By Anonymous - 12/9/2021 03:00 - Bangladesh - Chittagong

Taking it too far

  Today, I was playing GTA V, and being the horny bastard that I am, I went to the club and was getting a lap dance in-game. My cousin walked in to find me kissing the TV. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Video games are bullshit!

In real strip clubs, they have a three-foot rule.

That means if you get within three feet of a TV, the bouncer puts three feet up your ass!