Taking it too far

By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 03:00 - Bangladesh - Chittagong

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Today, I was playing GTA V, and being the horny bastard that I am, I went to the club and was getting a lap dance in-game. My cousin walked in to find me kissing the TV. FML
I agree, your life sucks 195
You deserved it 2 886

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Oooof. There are people dying in the Sahara who aren't as thirsty as you are.

That's not being horny, that's you being messed up in the head.

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Video games are bullshit! In real strip clubs, they have a three-foot rule. That means if you get within three feet of a TV, the bouncer puts three feet up your ass!

Why would I do that?

Have you considered therapy?

Oooof. There are people dying in the Sahara who aren't as thirsty as you are.

This comment is so on point I wish I could gild it.

That's not being horny, that's you being messed up in the head.

Just go have a wank like a normal person

Wadlaen 21

Sounds like you need to get laid!

gidonene 7

Dude!!?