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Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*

#7 - On 03/20/2011 at 2:46am by trickkemhard

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Ouch. :( Poor guy.

#1 - On 03/20/2011 at 2:39am by MzMegs

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