Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Red flag
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Rashbeard
Rash beard
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
UnhappyLips
Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chapped out
Today, I was having lunch with my mom before an important job interview. She commented than my lips looked dry and crackly and gave me her chapstick with aloe to put on. Apparently I'm allergic to aloe and my lips got so swollen I could hardly talk. It was too late to reschedule the interview. FML
goo
Louisville, United States
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad, so bad
Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
jacobscrackers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Top comments
MzMegs 20
Ouch. :( Poor guy.
trickkemhard 0
yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*
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Comments (133)
MzMegs 20
Ouch. :( Poor guy.
adieck 0
Yeah FHL
Felipeg33 0
good thing she didn't give her first rim job to the guy.... then it would REALLY be bad lol
dre_bro11 12
haha. I just modded an FML 'Today, my girlfriend kissed me for the first time. I had an allergic reaction to her chopstick and broke out in hives'. lol
dre_bro11 12
*chapstick
tulsafml 0
*chopstick*
TheWindowLicker 13
You mean poor girl, right? After all the OP is a woman O_.
L3Paparazzo 7
He's prob like never again
zinoxity 23
Yeah. I think he's allergic to fish scales (lipstick contains fish scales). You girls didn't know that? it's like kissing a fish. Ew.
Gondile 4
Suck it up OP! There was a news stiry a few weeks ago about a girl who had an allergic reaction from her first kiss and died.
NaoPudding 8
I doubt he'll want to kiss you again.
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe he really likes her, and wants to kiss her again... Just as long as she doesn't wear the same chap stick lol.
DarkJoy_fml 5
Nao should be posting an FML more than anyone who gets posted on this site.
Lucidium 0
nothing happened to japan k? big moon yesterday rite.
ShadyFTW1 0
Agreed. "Today, I live in Japan. My city was destroyed and I'm growing a third arm. FML."
shannonreneee 11
Little too early for those comments I believe. Be a tad more sensitive
yohooooooo 5
I'm sorry but what shady said was kind of funny.
persianjr1 7
13 is right. something silly like that wouldn't make like a girl less.
womanjesus 0
LOLOLOL 85.
maddiester 5
hey, at least it didn't ruin your moment. fhl not yours. :/
Susieee_Q 9
Oh, yeah. Breaking out in hives? Totally not a moment-killer. In fact, what a turn-on.
wisericky 12
*takes notes* girls like gives and puffy lips... thanks alot ladies ill get layed for sure tonight.
Pawned71 0
sigh... I remember my first kiss... but I don't remember if I used a condom later that night... -.-'
dirtyblond 4
cool story bro
tkdgold03 5
oh man that suxx... was it a good kiss thou? (;
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Aside from the screaming I bet it was.
insanesna1l 0
she most likely stopped when he started bleeding from his eyes. Or his nose melted. Most likely the nose melting I'd say
emily14swim 0
that's embarrassing... Hahah
flexablebabe111 0
hey ur rlly cute ;)
flexablebabe111 0
#23*
SpicyGrass 0
I hope you REALLY got in there.
trickkemhard 0
yuuummmm, sounds like he got a TASTY treat. bet it tasted like honey..from the hive. *ba-dum-ching*
Prankster7o7 5
I see what you did there. :P
aardvarkish 17
Not bad... Not bad...
trickkemhard 0
I wonder how long I took for them to notice..
andrealovvve 17
hahahaha it took me a second to get it.. I'm stupid
jess6blondie9 3
Aww. That's disappointing. At least you got your first kiss though. Just remember not to wear that Chapstick next time(;
trick619 0
wouldn't he have noticed the allergic reaction before the kiss? maybe it was her chapstick . pain is pleasure right??
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, I don't think he would notice an allergic reaction to the chap stick that she was wearing, before he kissed her.. But yes, pain is pleasure.
schwebel 0
Maybe he was allergic to girls? The girls give me the hives.
jess6blondie9 3
Yep, us girls have cooties.
schwebel 0
Cooties is a serious problem if you havnt had your cooties shot in the last 2 years you need to go see your doctor
baseballin25 0
49, you kinda just ruined that.
schwebel 0
You have a picture of Homer Simpson making out with Home Simpson nough said...
laden_swallow09 35
Would that make him a… **** Simpson?? No, wait. Wouldn't it be masturbation, then?
aardvarkish 17
65, hilarious 8 I doubt she'll stop wearing that chapstick for him. I react to the smells of make up and perfume by sneezing and no girl ever stops wearing them.
boatkicker 5
I've stopped eating/wearing things that have Red 40 in them, because my fiance is severely intolerant. He gets awful migraines. If he's only allergic to that one type of chapstick, than it's not too much of a problem to just switch to something he doesn't react to.
BballHottie34 9
Wow ur cool
crazycrackah101 0
chapstick is differenttt. like allll girls like perfumes & smelling nice soo that's not gonna change. but chapstick isn't really something thats completely needed or wanted by girls. depending on who they are (:
jess6blondie9 3
49, since you said that, I got my cooties shot last night. All better:)
revvah 0
just be glad for his sake you didnt give your first ******** today
Roxxay 6
I was thinking that too, ouchouch then he'd definitely never call again.
zoeylynn57 0
gotta agree... but that would be pretty funny... probs not for him but for others
cheerbaby05 0
hahahaha:)
technofreak747 0
I love ur icon!!!
j300zx 0
The chapstick...right... Oldest one in the books lol
NotBree 0
ahahaha. Best comment.
What_Exactly 0
Aw the poor chap.
jazziness 12
I get it!!! lol lucky for me the iheartbacon person said something or else I wouldve just thought #12 was just British