By Rashbeard

Rash beard

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
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  xXPikachuXx  |  21

it's for the flavor

By  Jillian Cosby-Kelly  |  15

it's not "eating out with" it's literally just "eating out".

and those of you asking "who uses lube for that" have CLEARLY never experienced how much fun you can really have with lube.