Who uses lube for that? That’s what saliva is for.

Was that lube ok to eat though? If I recall right there are edible types so check the one you used was one it was ok to ingest.

I thought this FML was about eating at a restaurant.

First of all this is really badly written. Who in gods name uses lubes to eat some one out? ydi

Time to get yourself a niqab. Or a balaclava, the one without mouth hole.

Are you sure you need "with" in the first sentence?

it's not "eating out with" it's literally just "eating out". and those of you asking "who uses lube for that" have CLEARLY never experienced how much fun you can really have with lube.

funny thing... there's an ad for psoriasis below the post.

I guess you could say you made a rash decision.

At least you found out you were allergic when using the lube around your mouth and not around your privates