Rash beard

By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
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I thought this FML was about eating at a restaurant.

Who uses lube for that? That’s what saliva is for.

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Who uses lube for that? That’s what saliva is for.

people trying to make up a story to get an fml published.

xXPikachuXx 21

it's for the flavor

Was that lube ok to eat though? If I recall right there are edible types so check the one you used was one it was ok to ingest.

I thought this FML was about eating at a restaurant.

because they likely lied

First of all this is really badly written. Who in gods name uses lubes to eat some one out? ydi

Time to get yourself a niqab. Or a balaclava, the one without mouth hole.

Are you sure you need "with" in the first sentence?

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

it's not "eating out with" it's literally just "eating out". and those of you asking "who uses lube for that" have CLEARLY never experienced how much fun you can really have with lube.

funny thing... there's an ad for psoriasis below the post.

I guess you could say you made a rash decision.

At least you found out you were allergic when using the lube around your mouth and not around your privates