By Rashbeard - 5/1/2020 01:00

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Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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By Gubbon | 6

#7872104 - Sunday 5 January 2020 4:19

I thought this FML was about eating at a restaurant.

By saffy66 | 34

#7582994 - Saturday 6 January 2018 11:16

Who uses lube for that? That’s what saliva is for.

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By saffy66 | 34

#7582994 - Saturday 6 January 2018 11:16

Who uses lube for that? That’s what saliva is for.

EmDizzle2007 | 27

#7872252 - Sunday 5 January 2020 21:32

people trying to make up a story to get an fml published.

xXPikachuXx | 14

#7872959 - Wednesday 8 January 2020 20:29

it's for the flavor

By LadyRen | 18

#7872101 - Sunday 5 January 2020 3:12

Was that lube ok to eat though? If I recall right there are edible types so check the one you used was one it was ok to ingest.

By Gubbon | 6

#7872104 - Sunday 5 January 2020 4:19

I thought this FML was about eating at a restaurant.

EmDizzle2007 | 27

#7872251 - Sunday 5 January 2020 21:31

because they likely lied

By shannon2348 | 13

#7872112 - Sunday 5 January 2020 6:23

First of all this is really badly written. Who in gods name uses lubes to eat some one out? ydi

By Yudith | 20

#7872185 - Sunday 5 January 2020 14:28

Time to get yourself a niqab. Or a balaclava, the one without mouth hole.

By Dr_Alex | 8

#7872207 - Sunday 5 January 2020 16:36

Are you sure you need "with" in the first sentence?

By Jillian Cosby-Kelly | 3

#7872242 - Sunday 5 January 2020 20:22

it's not "eating out with" it's literally just "eating out".

and those of you asking "who uses lube for that" have CLEARLY never experienced how much fun you can really have with lube.