Don't tell me. The GTA V guys come in and kill everyone, right? Also, finishing a game like that in only four days is pretty impressive, but since it's a prequel to the first game, I'm not sure the cashier really spoiled much, unless you haven't played the first one, yet.

"Get a rope." - Pace Picante Sauce ad, but still relevant.

It's a prequel, moron. How spoiled can it be, really?

You mean she’s actually a man? Or is that “The Crying Game?” Oops, sorry about that.

Well, some of us haven’t played the first game. But even if he did, spoiling is NEVER OKAY! I mean, there are unwritten rules - we are still too close to the release date.

Wow did this actually go through as an FML??

Should have punched them in the mouth lmao

free game 🧐

Kharma will fall on the cashier's head.

I know how you feel, its ok you will be fine