By FckMyLife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
I have a BA in English, but try not to correct grammar unless I am being a bitch. I am currently in law school. I can be a total bitch even though most of the time I try to play nice . I feel like this site brings out the bitchy side of me though. I have a kick ass boyfriend and 2 awesome dogs. That's all anyone needs to know. Shout out to Pendatik, Twinkle and Raleigh.
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