What a bitch.

How stupid can someone be

More like what a fucking dumbass

I say what a tard.

What a customer

you shoulda Pissed in her coffee to match the shit someone took in her cheerios

Gee coffee that tastes like coffee who would have thunk it lol

No brains no headaches I guess

Ummmmm There are people that put tons of sugar and cream in their coffee so it no longer tastes like coffee. She must be one of those people. :P

^ On top of this, there are also some that hate the taste of liquor unless it's mixed with something fruity like juice. Some that hate vegetables unless it's covered in melted cheese. Some that hate salads unless it's drenched in ranch dressing. I could go on but will stop. :P No one deserves to get yelled at but wanted to make a point about the "coffee taste".

*thought

67- It was intentional.

i would have NEVER guessed that. i would have thought coffee tasted just like Orange Juice ): man, i think ive been living under a rock all these years :/ i wonder what else i have missed. lol

What is it suppose to taste like??

Tell her to stay away from anything that says "coffee" in it title if she hates it so god damn much.

But that'd make too much sense.

TOO much sense

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The most insane person was probably someone who needed coffee beans ground up at precisely 5:49 AM, needed exactly 3/4 inches of foam, and whipped cream on top imported from Bolivia. Good luck at the local coffee shop, OP!

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Be glad you don't work in a fish restaurant. People will complain that the fish tastes "fishy" even though they are not insane. I'm curious what the crazier customer said. Perhaps the hot dog didn't taste enough like dog?

Or they didn't know it had to be heated?

How do you know what dogs taste like?

Thus why that customer might be crazy...

Sadly, my dad said his seafood meal at the Bonefish Grill (family dinner restaurant) was "too fishy"(shocker!) recently. My sister and I gaped at him then with bewilderment while my mom nodded in agreement -_-

You must work at McDonald's... That sounds like a McDonald's customer.

McDonald's coffee tastes like poison.

yeah sounds about right. a lady today complained to my manager because I touched her cup... how else am I supposed to hand shit out the window?

Some people just like hearing themselves talk.

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Should have explained to her slowly like a child why it tasted like coffee

"can I have a hazelnut latté please?" last words: " I have a severe nut allergy, you asshole"

At my elementary school we had kids make a peanut free table and change lunch and recess around so we didn't get nuts everywhere. Then, they'd not use the table and complain about nuts. Biggest fucktards ever!!