By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
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alternative-facts 6

That's when you flip him over and straddle him. That way the mucus runs down his face and not yours.

You are. I absolutely adore when my boyfriend gets his runny mucus all over my face and in my mouth. Mm.

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You are. I absolutely adore when my boyfriend gets his runny mucus all over my face and in my mouth. Mm.

Mucus, riiiight.

What else would you expect to come out of his nose, particularly as a result of allergies?

alternative-facts 6

That's when you flip him over and straddle him. That way the mucus runs down his face and not yours.

And this is where doggy-style comes into play.

Aurora_BoreaIis 7

He snot very sensitive himself, is he? :c

He wouldn't like it much if you were dripping snot in his face.

He's being insensitive to your desire to maintain a snot-free face!

Actually he's right, you are too insensitive... to dust and pollen and he's too sensitive which is what caused the problem in the first place

Should have gotten up, thrown him some tissues and said, "Well I'm finished, now clean yourself up!" Then gone and watched some television or something.

CrazyJolteon 0

Well you kinda are....you can't control his allergies so don't complain

I accidentally hit ydi, sorry that sucks.