Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
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alternative-facts
| 6
That's when you flip him over and straddle him. That way the mucus runs down his face and not yours.
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Greycatsister
| 12
You are. I absolutely adore when my boyfriend gets his runny mucus all over my face and in my mouth. Mm.
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Greycatsister
| 12
You are. I absolutely adore when my boyfriend gets his runny mucus all over my face and in my mouth. Mm.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Mucus, riiiight.
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alternative-facts
| 6
That's when you flip him over and straddle him. That way the mucus runs down his face and not yours.
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RichardPencil
| 27
And this is where doggy-style comes into play.
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Aurora_BoreaIis
| 7
He snot very sensitive himself, is he? :c
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DanielleinDC
| 32
He wouldn't like it much if you were dripping snot in his face.
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Cali
| 54
He's being insensitive to your desire to maintain a snot-free face!
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hkhan24
| 23
Actually he's right, you are too insensitive... to dust and pollen and he's too sensitive which is what caused the problem in the first place
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revolvearoundme
| 15
Should have gotten up, thrown him some tissues and said, "Well I'm finished, now clean yourself up!" Then gone and watched some television or something.
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Ifuckedthefeartu
| 30
Just tell him to quickly clean up. It'll only take a second and he knows that. Sounds like he's just a little lazy. You should call him on it next time. Don't be mean, just point out that it doesn't take a lot of effort to fix stuff like that. And it's pretty gross for you
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CrazyJolteon
| 0
Well you kinda are....you can't control his allergies so don't complain