By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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perdix 29

I'll bet that was a real letdown.

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xerikax3 0
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Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.

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snagglepaste 0

Ha, FAIL #2!! You deserve it, no one cares.

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Ashle1gh 14
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No, you're not.

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Consider yourself lucky. Most girls don't get to experience such an intense kiss

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sports_chika 0

omg! ouch! the rest of the rioller coaster must have been horrible!!!

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epr 0
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It was a nice attempt..

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dickster 0

And you decided it was a good time to kiss back??? Both FYL because that really sucks and YDI because you apparently leaned close enough for him to bite through your lip and solely blame him.

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xiShawnx 0

I love your pic number 10

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dabomblyktiktikk 0
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man, trolls suck, but u suck at being a troll. damn you doubly suck. you should go away ): haha jk bout the last part.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

It's a new type of piercing :D

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Silkie 0

Actually it bites....

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Day_Dreams 0
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this sounds like a funny story people will tell if you and your boyfriend het married.

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bamditzki 0
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thats why they say youll never forget the 1st kiss

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Melaniee_fml 0

don't complain that was a really sweet idea

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KingOf69 0

why the fuck did he bite you he must be retarded it's not that hard to give someone a kiss on a rollercoaster

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

when he said you look good enough to eat he meant it;) did he follow this up with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

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owneditup 0
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its funny because your not first

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gangstalife4me 0

suprise lip piercing

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LexSwift 17
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Ohh. Sorry. That bites. Lol

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zanguard 0
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Surprise lip biting > surprise butt secks

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_TONGAN_ 5

how could u and your boyfriend reach each other on a roller coaster!! *Long Necks Maybe?*

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OneHottBaby 1

first

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skatingalyy 0
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circle with a line going through it

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tmcnatt2012 0

list of above pictures

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xtfauthorx 0

Your face? :D

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deafeningsilence 8

Um, striped sweater! :D

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skull_candy 0

nakedness

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iloveeyouuxD 9

Fail.

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ieatunicorn4fun 7

Large Penis

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eb0ny 15
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^^ and these comments serve as an example why I love FML commenters.

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ChocolateEclaire 0

Ouch...

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BlackbeltSubo 4
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Well, every relationship has it's ups and downs.

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xerikax3 0
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Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.

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ralphgragasin 0

I'll fuck u on a roler coaster!!!

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LightningLadyy 0

That's a compliment coming from Avenged Sevenfold. Take that offer.

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SomeGuy490 0
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Avenged sevenfold is the best! R.I.P. the Rev.

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xyadove 8
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oh gosh ur pic scares me #31

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LightningLadyy 0

88, I know. Those are my friends little sisters posters. she had millions O.o

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vickybabey13 0
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oh shiet not good at timing huh?

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perdix 29

I'll bet that was a real letdown.

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Sumner750 0

lip ring?

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angeljewlz 7
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lol! good way to look at it. sucks for you op!

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zolltf 4
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You could say he bit off... *puts on sunglasses* More than he could chew. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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thatonekidjohnny 0
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I now have great respect for you.

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musixinme 0
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haha 50 ftw but the idea of it was romantic it just didnt turn out as hoped :S

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5t3ff1k4h 44
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50, well played. But, isn't it usually the Miami dude on here that does those? :P

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ashleyann94 1
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lmao wow that really sucks :P

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Bartimaeus 7
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It takes two to tango. You didn't have to kiss him back. Don't blame it all on him. You could have avoided it. YDI. (but sorry about your lip)

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xesyeso 0

hey! he tried...

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