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Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

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Kids and their silly comments. But why would you even specify what type of shopping?

#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 6:12pm by Vamphyre73

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Why would you tell your 2 year old that you were going to go bra shopping? He's only 2. He obviously doesn't understand.

#5 - On 12/20/2011 at 6:13pm by Damn_Hippster

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