By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
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Avenging_Angel 0

Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..." Yeah, shut the **** up, Mom

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Ketchup_Castle 30

That sucks that you were burned by your own mother.

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katy_fml 0

hahahahha this is even better, because at first i thought this was by someone i knew. then i realized i had it backwards. THEN i suspected that this person had used their brothers' name because they were too embarrassed to use their own. and now i just realized that i'm being psychotic. lol congratulations, you just made my day!

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CDub7888 0

That is so not cool. Smooth move, Ma. Sorry, man.

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24788 6

lol burned you, but probably made your brother feel better.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..." Yeah, shut the **** up, Mom

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dan81892 2

that's kinda like my situation, but my mom wouldn't say that she's too nice lol

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ZleveL 0

there's another fml the exact same but it's girls not boys

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