Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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Vamphyre73 12
Kids and their silly comments. But why would you even specify what type of shopping?
Damn_Hippster 11
Why would you tell your 2 year old that you were going to go bra shopping? He's only 2. He obviously doesn't understand.
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Comments (186)
tattertots 0
Thats not even bad! That's just cute :3
waynenight 4
shut your face
fuzzywolf 8
Oddly enough, I think I did something similar as a kid :L
robokid777 4
kids you wish they would grow up faster
jellyD 1
It appears that we are aging children earlier and earlier. Gone are the days of just following your parent, we must understand who, what, why, when, where and how.., How about treating kids like kids, because I'm the parent is acceptable to a two year old!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Some kids will seriously not let you do that. They simply MUST know. As long as it's not something obscene, why miss a chance to educate them? Ignoring opportunities to help build a strong neural network in their thirsty brains is the kind of parenting that discourages natural curiosity and harbors stupidity.
jellyD 1
I'll agree to that, but boundaries should exist
friedeggyolive 7
I find it very odd that you felt it necessary to explain that you were going bra shopping. Why not just say "we're going to run some errands" or "we're going to the store"?
s1ckpup 0
Boobies makes the world go round !
s1ckpup 0
mmmm , round boobies >:D
eatsleepjb 8
Why would you tell him you're bra shopping? You could just say you're shopping. YDI
Argumental_Rhino 8
Boobies ftw!
DrDilllonReese 12
I think the point is that why would the two year old give a **** what type of shopping it is? As long as it's not a trip to the doctor's I doubt he cares.