Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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Vamphyre73 12
Kids and their silly comments. But why would you even specify what type of shopping?
Damn_Hippster 11
Why would you tell your 2 year old that you were going to go bra shopping? He's only 2. He obviously doesn't understand.
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Comments (186)
megapeyt 17
Well, now you can say "I
tbone87 1
The kid wanted mommy to talk to a loan officer for new bigger-better-boobies for him to suck milk threw, obviously.
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Well it all depends on your size OP. For instance, you have 36C which stands for "Cant ask for much better!!" and if you have 34B which stands for "Barely anything there!" so people can see if you really are or not
hyper247 2
How does a 2 year old know what boobies are? Bad parenting..
JackSteely 8
You do deserved it!
UsEumYong 4
If you need to go bra shopping he obviously doesn't understand that you already HAVE the boobies.
misterme101 2
You're two year old knows what a bra is? Impressive
blunttobluntest 12
Well, aren't you a dimwit for explaining to your son what type of shopping you are going to do.
Ugi 27
Banks are clearly the place for kids to gain you a bad reputation. My wife was in the bank with my daughter once and asked her what they should buy daddy for his birthday. Apparently she replied without any trace of hesitation "beer!". Now I don't object to an occasional beer but it really is occasional. The patrons of the bank, however, now believe that it's my primary pastime. The teller apparently replied "I'm a dad. I would like beer for my birthday!".
crazyrunnergirl 7
It's not what you say it's what the other person hears