Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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Vamphyre73 12
Kids and their silly comments. But why would you even specify what type of shopping?
Damn_Hippster 11
Why would you tell your 2 year old that you were going to go bra shopping? He's only 2. He obviously doesn't understand.
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Comments (186)
fishface517 10
This reminds me of an old fml, a kid saw their parents doing oral, in the store the mother bent to give the child a kiss and screamed "I'm not kissing you! That's were daddy's pee-pee was last night!" the things children say....
niznor99 6
This kid is my hero.
arealwarrior 0
Ha wonderbra
Poser1337 5
Sounds like he's quite interested in the subject.
tayza249 20
Lol I guess you didn't explain it very well?
ZDK5498 6
never say something to a little kid in a public place that you don't want repeated or easily misunderstood... in you case BOTH!
Okayitwasme 0
I would have said, "some over the shoulder bolder holders." lol I tell my girls that all the time. Now that they are teens. I tease them about being in the itty bitty titty comity. 1 Daughter is president.
littlemeg 5
why would you mock your daughters like that? slow clap for you helping out with the body insecurities they will undoubtedly have later on in life.
Okayitwasme 0
That's funny, they have big boobs and I gave them that title because I belonged to the club when I was a young teen. So, your comment is moot!
Okayitwasme 0
Ya, shut up meg! You obviously don't have teen age girls, twins as well I might add! Laugh at life. Oh ya, you probably don't have one. Ps my girls just read this all and they laughed at you.
OfficeNinja 5
Daddy would approve.
LilSideTwerk 0
aww i bet hes adorable!!!
Khalifa89 1
Make sure they are double D's ;D
babyd03 0
haha, it's time to play, "is it racist?" thank you daniel tosh for blessing me with this awesome game!